Monday, January 5, 2009

Well poop...I missed the first notice!

Mr.Ben [ack@telefonica.net]
ben_mark1230@hotmail.com

SECOND NOTICE.

Greetings,
Happy new year ahead. I understand that through Internet is not the best way to link up with you because of the confidentiality which my proposal demands.
However, I have already sent you this same letter one month ago, but I am not sure if it did get to you since I have not heard from you, hence i am constrain to reach you through the Internet which has been abused over the years.
I wish to notify you again that You were listed as a Heir to the total sum of (Three Million Six Hundred Thousand British Pounds) in the codicil and last testament of the deceased.(Name now withheld since this is our second letter to you). I contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore can present you as the Heir to the inheritance funds.
I therefore reckoned that you could receive these funds as you are qualified by your name identity. All the legal papers will be processed in your acceptance. In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward to us your letter of acceptance; your current telephone and fax numbers and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate division for the release of this sum of money.
Please indicate your interest immediately for us to proceed. I shall feed you with full details of this transaction upon receipt of your reply towards this proposal.

I look forward to hearing from you.
Yours Faithfully,
Mr. Ben Mark (Barrister)
Telephone +447024058780.

3 comments:

Rose said...

Request... Enjoy!

Rose said...

Even more fun... This blogger says I Laughed Till I Cried

This is what he is talking about... Patricia Heliotrope Kearney and the scammer
Patrick Ngozi son of the defunct ex General of Central Africa tries to swindle poor thirty-three year old Patricia Kearney and the very Reverend William Farquar Felcher out of 40,000 Euro!

Will they fall for his wicked plan? What starts as a high profile, top secret financial transaction involving 70,000,000 US$ and a chest full of gold bars, quickly deteriorates into a flaming love story of todger fixation, elephants, lions and Pete Townsend’s plectrum!
Characters:-
1. Patrick Guilley NGOZI - The Scammer
2. Patricia Heliotrope Kearney (me) - 33 year old woman
3. Gwendoline Paxo Kearney (me) - The sister of Patricia
4. Reverend William Farquar Felcher (me) - Head of the Church of the Kinky Mary Magdeline
5. Dr. Wilhelm Winkler (me) - Consultant at the International Circumcision Association
..... make sure you have an hour to kill.

Anonymous said...

Hey We must be related! I got the same letter... so funny!